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"Adulting at 40% Capacity" — Thor Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle with Straw Lid

$29.00
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This one's for the days when you're running on 40% and still getting it done.

You made it to the appointment, answered the emails, kept everyone fed and remembered the permission slip. Maybe not all on the same day, and maybe not gracefully, but it got done.

So fill it up, take a sip, and give yourself some credit. Forty percent still counts, especially when the other 60% went to everyone else.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

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Durable double-wall stainless steel vacuum construction with copper insulation

  • 25 oz (739 ml) - diameter: 3.03" (7.7 cm), height: 11.1" (28.2 cm)
  • Keeps drinks cold for up to 48 hours and hot for at least 12 hours
  • Stainless steel screw-on lid with integrated straw and hand loop; spill-resistant
  • Hand-wash only
  • Wide opening is ice-cube-friendly; fits most standard car cup holders
  • Note: not recommended for drinking hot beverages through the straw — remove the lid to let it cool
  • Product weight: 14.88 oz (422 g)
  • Available in Black, Gray, and Navy

Size & Fit

  • Volume: 25 oz. (740 ml)
  • Height: 11.1″ (28.19 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.03″ (7.7 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.