“Adulting at 40% Capacity” — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

$24.00
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Like you, this heavyweight tee arrives already a little worn in and only gets better after a few rough cycles. The garment-dyed finish gives it that lived-in, been-through-some-things look, which is exactly the vibe of a person running errands on fumes. Wear it to the farmers market you promised yourself you’d enjoy. Bonus: one tee means zero outfit decisions, which saves at least three percent.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Adulting at 40% Capacity

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • The model is 6' and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.