“Notification Anxiety. Daily.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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There are currently 1,482 unread emails, and that little notification bubble is staring at you like a disappointed teacher. This crewneck is cozy comfort for anyone who flinches every time their phone lights up. The regular fit is classic, and the warm weight feels like a reassuring hug while you work up the courage to open your inbox. Perfect for desk days, coffee runs, and “I’ll reply tomorrow” evenings.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Notification Anxiety. Daily.

Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.