“Custom Built. Minor Defects.” — Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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You didn’t come off an assembly line, and it shows in the best way. This crewneck sweatshirt is a cozy, classic regular fit for people who arrived with a few quirks pre-installed: a laugh that echoes, strong opinions about fonts, and a habit of talking to the dog in full sentences. Wear it to family dinners where someone inevitably points out your factory settings. No refunds, no exchanges, no regrets.

Humor-sketched blueprints for the beautifully chaotic adult life.

Quote on Merch: Custom Built. Minor Defects.

Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • The model is 6'1" and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.